So I Married A Vegetarian

This post was imported from my short-lived, now-defunct food blog, Cooking With Ginger.

Vegetarianism was once considered a crime in my family. Some parents worry about their child bringing home an undesirable boyfriend or a venereal disease, but the worst thing I could have done was saunter in with a bag of lentils or a Linda McCartney sausage. We raised sheep and cattle on our farm; pigs too until the late 80s when we sold off their pink unprofitable asses. Meat truly brought home the bacon for us. We only ate what had once roamed the fields. Our freezer was brimming with home grown roasts and mince and little plastic bags of lamb chops. And in the springtime my sister and I bottle-fed the abandoned baby lambs, fattening them up for market then pocketing the profits.

Our beef was chopped up by a proper butcher, but if we needed lamb my stepfather did the slaughtering himself. I don't think he enjoyed the task one bit, and was always as kind and merciful to the sheep as one can be in these situations. But I liked to imagine things were more ghoulish. He'd always tell us stay in the house, but I listened out for the telltale sound of the chosen sheep doing its final woolly twitch. It would always be at sunset and my stepdad would turn on the headlights of the truck to see better. I'd peer through the trees at this silhouetted scene, finding it all quite macabre and dramatic. The red sky, the dogs barking and straining against their chains, the unmistakable scratch scratch of the knife separating wool from flesh.

Today I would love to have access to what was essentially an endless bounty of free-roaming organic meat. But as a surly teen I resented the homegrown stuff. I envied my friends and their cheap Woolworths sausages on styrofoam trays. "Lamb chops AGAIN!?", I'd bitch at the dinner table, rolling my eyes in anticipation of the reminder that meat was our livelihood.

There was just no escaping meat. I even had a meaty weekend job, selling the Colonel's finest goods at KFC. I'd come home on a Saturday night reeking of chicken grease and secret herbs and spices, only to be greeted by a sheep carcass hanging on a hook in the laundry. On Sunday morning my precious slumber was disturbed by the sound of said sheep being buzzed to pieces with my stepfathers meat saw.

So it amuses me somewhat that after all that, I ended up marrying a vegetarian. I asked Gareth why he chose to abandon the flesh ten years ago, expecting it would be about economics, taste, or sympathy for the poor little lambies. But his main reason was because it makes a mess!

"Too many dishes," he said. While the lad likes good food, he hates cleaning, and vegetarian fare generally means less scrubbing afterwards.

When we got married and moved in together, he was adamant that I should cook and eat meat as much as I wanted. He is not one of those militant vegetarians. But I think perhaps I'd had my fill of red meat as a child. Since I moved to the UK I'd gone semi-vegetarian anyway, mostly due to budget restrictions. I've also found weight loss easier when I go meatless, although I still eat fish. But above all, I am a lazy bastard, and I don't miss the flesh enough to cook two different dishes.

So the past year has been an interesting challenge, coming up with repertoire of healthy vegetarian meals that are quick and easy, and address the following criteria: 

1. Not be too reliant on butter, eggs or cheese 
2. Not be too reliant on meat substitutes such as Quorn
3. Not make you fart all freaking night. 

Number three is often the biggest challenge. I cooked this Pumpkin and Spinach Frittata last night and there were no ill-effects. While it is heavy on the eggs, I am not one of those Egg Whites Only nutters. Divided by six is only an egg and a half each! It also has a smidgen of cheese, and I used Marks and Spencer Half Fat Mature Cheddar. Unlike super low fat cheeses, it doesn't taste like a monkey's rubbery armpit, but is far less calorific than the original.

I scrawled this one down from my sister's copy of the CSIRO Total Wellbeing Diet in a godawful hurry, so excuse the sloppy instructions. And furthermore, please excuse the extremely ordinary photos here. I cooked this after a gruelling Spinning class, and I just needed to EAT, dammit!


As with everything I make, tastes better than it looks.


Source: CSIRO Total Wellbeing Diet 
Serves: 6 (or 4 gluttons) 

400g pumpkin, cut into 2cm cubes (I used 600g of butternut squash)
1 tbsp olive oil
1 tsp soy sauce 
2 leeks, washed and sliced 
2 cloves of garlic, chopped finely 
300g baby spinach (I only had a wee 180g bag) 
8 eggs 
400g low fat yogurt (I used 3 x 150g pots Total 0% Fat Greek Yogurt)
50g mature cheddar cheese 

Preheat oven to 170'C. Place pumpkin cubes on oven tray, toss with half the olive oil and soy sauce. Bake for 25 mins (I did 230'C because our oven is crap and I was impatient and hungry). While this is happening, sautee leeks for five minutes in remaining olive oil, then add garlic and spinach, cook until wilted. Tip mixture onto work surface and chop roughly (I didn't do that because I was lazy and hungry). Whisk eggs, yogurt and cheese. Tip in pumpkin and spinach mixture, stir to combine. Pour into a greased baking dish. Bake 20 minutes until set. (I turned down the oven to 180'C and it took 20 minutes to set with a nice pale golden top) 


The Ultra-Classy Sloppy Leftovers In A Chinese Takeaway Dish shot.

. . . Oooh lordy, this frittata was deliciously creamy and subtly cheesy. Creamy and cheesy are two things you don't get much on a diet, but it's all happening here, thanks to the magic of Total 0% Greek Yogurt! The spinach and pumpkin are fantastic together, but I can't wait to try it again with different vegies. Or with feta cheese. Or bacon.

11 thoughts on “So I Married A Vegetarian

  1. Wow, that frittata looks amazing. That’s a neat idea, mixing in some yogurt for creaminess without adding fat.

    (I discovered Total Greek yogurt just a couple of months back, and now I’m a complete addict. I love that stuff!)

  2. That looks brilliant. I’m going to make that this weekend with the addition of a sprinkle of nutmeg… or maybe some garam masala… possibly some Canadian bacon… God I love food!

  3. Were you in Australia when Jalna yoghurt started appearing? Mmmm…. Anyway, they do a fat free version which I use quite a bit. Ok, it isn’t nearly as good as their normal yoghurt (a bit tangy and acidic) but it’s still damn good on breafast
    I have that CSIRO book…you’ve inspired me to look at some of the recipes.

  4. This dumb American is envious…we don’t have the same foods and I need to figure out how to convert the measurements, but it sure looks good. Thanks for sharing!


    I am currently scribbling down the recipe. My Hub has come down with a belated case of the forlorn “what the hell do I cook for you now?” grumps, and this would be helpful. Any more low-fart vegetarian meals would be good, because he has been emitting quack-like farts all damn week.

    I am now pondering how to fix my artichoke-spinach-dip-cassarole recipe, which got very low on cassarole and very high on dip this time around. Turning it into a frittatta might work very well. Hrmm…

  6. Yum!

    I’m making frittata for some vegetarian friends this weekend, last night we ate vegetarian but NOT low-fat: parmesan crepes stuffed with feta and herbs.

    My vegetarian friends swear by pro-biotics to reduce the farting, capsules of acidophillus [spelling?], friendly bacteria to help digest the fiber and keep things moving. You can get it in drinkable yogurt form too.

  7. This looks both beautiful and yummy!!!

    You know, fage 0% and feta are such good friends…a bit of feta with the yoghurt gives the fage a more “feta”taste and you use small quantities with max taste.

    I think feta will blend great there.

    Will you save me a piece?

  8. lol what a reason to become vegetarian! that looks pretty tasty, i tried fage 0% but didnt like the strange aftertaste. Id like to try the other kinds though, maybe the low fat rather than fat free would be ok. Anyway, yum! and happy cooking!

  9. I am in Gareth’s boots (not literally of course). I converted my man to the way of the veggie while dating and he hasn’t looked back too often. I also find it much easier to drop weight though it is tricky to find foods that make you feel full as fast as meat does. Luckily the internet is full of great veggie ideas like this site offers.
    Thanks for offering your thoughts and recipes!

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