Of all the new year Hey Fatty Give Us Yer Money commercials, the one that most fills me with bile is a certain yogurt that promises to "improve slower digestive transit". I seek solace in this Skoda advert, in which they painstakingly construct a car out of CAKE. Welded together with icing. With golden syrup engine oil! And jelly brake lights!
I’m not sure if this is shown outside the UK, so sorry if it’s old news. Personally I don’t mind old news if it involves sugar and construction. Gareth also enjoys it because it plunges me into complete silence for thirty seconds. It came on the other night when Rhiannon was here, and the two of us stopped mid-babble and just stared, drool dripping onto the couch.