The Yoga Snorkel


In the car, on the way home from yoga.

SHAUNA: I love this class so much. I just get annoyed with my boobs and belly getting in the way sometimes! Like with seated forward bends… I reckon I could go a lot deeper but I feel like I'm being smothered by my own flesh! I cannae breathe, cap'n!

GARETH: Maybe you could get a snorkel?

15 thoughts on “The Yoga Snorkel

  1. He’s a very practical man. You don’t know until you try these things… Give it a go and tell us how it works out for you. X

  2. I know EXACTLY what you mean with the boobs and belly getting in the way. If you try the snorkel, let us know how it works 🙂

  3. That’s my problem with yoga, as well. I guess I’m only commenting to let you know it’s not just you!

  4. I had exactly the same problem. I tried a beginners yoga class at a very serious yoga place. Major flesh obstacles. Don’t think I’ll hurry back.

  5. It wasn’t until my excess was gone that I realized how much it was in the way. I honestly thought my body parts were disproportional when I started yoga. I thought I had unusually short arms. I kid you not.

  6. OMG Gareth is so funny!! I’ve never really gotten into yoga. I remember going a few times and people farting in hot rooms and I thought, okay look I know you are relaxed but there is such a thing as too relaxed ya know. But wearing the snorkel would maybe stop smelling all the farts too!

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